Chairman of the Bored
I eat....I sleep....I take a bath...I watch pornographies...
January 8, 2010
Is it the fucking? I'm guessing it's for the fucking? It's the fucking, isn't it? →
November 8, 2009
cvxn:

tylercoates:

whiteleatherpalace:

brilliant


PET PEEVE! What a clued-out, selfish seat-hogger. Sorry about your MASSIVE BALLS, Mr. Totally Unaware Of Others, but you’re not actually the only one on the train. I hope all that fancy fresh testicular air gives you syphillis.

I wish to co-sign this statement. I also hope that his penis catches the pig AIDS.

cvxn:

tylercoates:

whiteleatherpalace:

brilliant

PET PEEVE! What a clued-out, selfish seat-hogger. Sorry about your MASSIVE BALLS, Mr. Totally Unaware Of Others, but you’re not actually the only one on the train. I hope all that fancy fresh testicular air gives you syphillis.

I wish to co-sign this statement. I also hope that his penis catches the pig AIDS.

October 10, 2009
Forgot that nonsense about a white light. This is the last thing you see before dying.

Forgot that nonsense about a white light. This is the last thing you see before dying.

October 9, 2009
I have no problem with this. →
September 16, 2009
(via kanyegate)
Every flavour of awesome. Oh, internet. You are a joy.

(via kanyegate)

Every flavour of awesome. Oh, internet. You are a joy.

I just feel like he would really get me, you know?

All I require is that he speak some English. Monosyllabic is fine.

September 15, 2009
suitep:
Don’t be so sad, Buckley. You’ll grow into your head.
I still maintain that cats are overrated little things, but goddamn if this isn’t a Keane painting come to life. And I need to know what horribleness he is witnessing, above. This SuiteP character may be holding a gun to his mom, I don’t know.

suitep:

Don’t be so sad, Buckley. You’ll grow into your head.

I still maintain that cats are overrated little things, but goddamn if this isn’t a Keane painting come to life. And I need to know what horribleness he is witnessing, above. This SuiteP character may be holding a gun to his mom, I don’t know.

September 14, 2009

bthny:

I really really hope that chairmanoftheboard’s name is a reference to that amazing norm macdonald/conan o’brien clip from way back in the day

Yes. With Courtney Thorne-Smith as the second guest, talking about her new film with Carrot Top? I remember it like it was yesterday.

(except that you misspelled it in your post, but whatevs, I love that someone else got the reference and didn’t think I was just making a lame pun. We must now marry. Give Wheatley an opportunity to break out his wingtips, thus completing this evening’s internet circle)

My vote is for wingtips!

It needs saying: Thomas Wheatley’s shoe game is ridic.

That’s the good thing about gingers. They know they have to try that little bit harder.

September 9, 2009
Somebody’s tombstone inscription is ready….

Somebody’s tombstone inscription is ready….

September 3, 2009
Keep in mind when you read this that I am not yet thirty.

I’m upset because the lingering cold I have means that I’m going to drink some Neo-Citran soon and that will knock me out and I will therefore miss John Fogerty on Letterman.

August 27, 2009
Consider it brought, Lisanti.

Consider it brought, Lisanti.

August 24, 2009
Don’t believe the hype; D[istrict]-9 was about as original as a bowel movement. Still, for a film that’s been praised as ‘social commentary sci-fi’ and who’s plot sorta centres on ‘humanizing’ aliens, the white South African filmmakers did a great job of dehumanizing Nigerians and thumbing their nose at black South Africans. I’ll be picking voodoo cannibal shaman stereotypes outta my teeth for weeks.
August 16, 2009
I hope at least one of them is “Mom”

Ha, joke’s on them! They’re going to look so stupid once their scales start sagging…