I just feel like he would really get me, you know?
All I require is that he speak some English. Monosyllabic is fine.
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cvxn:
brilliant
PET PEEVE! What a clued-out, selfish seat-hogger. Sorry about your MASSIVE BALLS, Mr. Totally Unaware Of Others, but you’re not actually the only one on the train. I hope all that fancy fresh testicular air gives you syphillis.
I wish to co-sign this statement. I also hope that his penis catches the pig AIDS.
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Don’t be so sad, Buckley. You’ll grow into your head.
I still maintain that cats are overrated little things, but goddamn if this isn’t a Keane painting come to life. And I need to know what horribleness he is witnessing, above. This SuiteP character may be holding a gun to his mom, I don’t know.
View →I really really hope that chairmanoftheboard’s name is a reference to that amazing norm macdonald/conan o’brien clip from way back in the day
Yes. With Courtney Thorne-Smith as the second guest, talking about her new film with Carrot Top? I remember it like it was yesterday.
(except that you misspelled it in your post, but whatevs, I love that someone else got the reference and didn’t think I was just making a lame pun. We must now marry. Give Wheatley an opportunity to break out his wingtips, thus completing this evening’s internet circle)
View →My vote is for wingtips!
It needs saying: Thomas Wheatley’s shoe game is ridic.
That’s the good thing about gingers. They know they have to try that little bit harder.
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My friend pretends he's a music-biz hotshot | Salon Life
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Two points:
i) Cary Tennis remains, now and forever, a fucking moron. Someone elaborately fabricating details of his life with the aim of fooling others is not engaging in harmless fun. The whole thing will end badly and with a lot of people being hurt;
ii) If this friend ever claims that he’s landed a job with Obama, run for the hills, young man. Or hike up them and take photos thereof instead of apologizing, whatever.
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I feel a disturbance in the force
cvxn:
Like a million major screenplay offers all cried out at once… and were proven to be bullshit.
Maybe she’s here for an interview with the Harper administration?!
View →Keep in mind when you read this that I am not yet thirty.
I’m upset because the lingering cold I have means that I’m going to drink some Neo-Citran soon and that will knock me out and I will therefore miss John Fogerty on Letterman.
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