Chairman of the Bored
I eat....I sleep....I take a bath...I watch pornographies...
June 4, 2009
You don’t want to know what happened to Zola’s dog.

Sister: Hemingway was an alcoholic, right?

Me: Yeah—

Sister: How’d he die?

Me: Killed himself. Shotgun.

Sister: How old was he?

Me: I don’t know….60s? 50s?

Sister: [after a pause]  Did he keep the cats inside or outside?