Chairman of the Bored
I eat....I sleep....I take a bath...I watch pornographies...
June 14, 2009
The entire Midwest is just ‘big-boned’ I’m sure

Put this on eBay and I promise you that the highest bidder will be from Wisconsin.

Edit as of June 16th: The Colbert Report made a nearly-identical joke tonight. I’ve read the Tumblr guidelines, and this makes me an Emmy winner by proxy.