Chairman of the Bored

cvxn: tylercoates: whiteleatherpalace: brilliant PET PEEVE!...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:25:42 -0500

tylercoates:

whiteleatherpalace:

brilliant

PET PEEVE! What a clued-out, selfish seat-hogger. Sorry about your MASSIVE BALLS, Mr. Totally Unaware Of Others, but you’re not actually the only one on the train. I hope all that fancy fresh testicular air gives you syphillis.

I wish to co-sign this statement. I also hope that his penis catches the pig AIDS.

Forgot that nonsense about a white light. This is the last thing...

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:25:55 -0400

Forgot that nonsense about a white light. This is the last thing you see before dying.

I have no problem with this.

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:03:54 -0400

I have no problem with this.

(via kanyegate) Every flavour of awesome. Oh, internet. You are...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:11:29 -0400

(via kanyegate)

Every flavour of awesome. Oh, internet. You are a joy.

I just feel like he would really get me, you know?

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:36:00 -0400

All I require is that he speak some English. Monosyllabic is fine.

suitep: Don’t be so sad, Buckley. You’ll grow into your head. I...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:46:06 -0400

suitep:

Don’t be so sad, Buckley. You’ll grow into your head.

I still maintain that cats are overrated little things, but goddamn if this isn’t a Keane painting come to life. And I need to know what horribleness he is witnessing, above. This SuiteP character may be holding a gun to his mom, I don’t know.

bthny: I really really hope that chairmanoftheboard’s name is a reference to that amazing norm...

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:47:00 -0400

bthny:

I really really hope that chairmanoftheboard’s name is a reference to that amazing norm macdonald/conan o’brien clip from way back in the day

Yes. With Courtney Thorne-Smith as the second guest, talking about her new film with Carrot Top? I remember it like it was yesterday.

(except that you misspelled it in your post, but whatevs, I love that someone else got the reference and didn’t think I was just making a lame pun. We must now marry. Give Wheatley an opportunity to break out his wingtips, thus completing this evening’s internet circle)

My vote is for wingtips!

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:32:38 -0400

It needs saying: Thomas Wheatley’s shoe game is ridic.

That’s the good thing about gingers. They know they have to try that little bit harder.

My friend pretends he's a music-biz hotshot | Salon Life

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:55:00 -0400

My friend pretends he's a music-biz hotshot | Salon Life:

Two points:

i) Cary Tennis remains, now and forever, a fucking moron. Someone elaborately fabricating details of his life with the aim of fooling others is not engaging in harmless fun. The whole thing will end badly and with a lot of people being hurt;

ii) If this friend ever claims that he’s landed a job with Obama, run for the hills, young man. Or hike up them and take photos thereof instead of apologizing, whatever.

Somebody’s tombstone inscription is ready….

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:49:00 -0400

Somebody’s tombstone inscription is ready….

I feel a disturbance in the force

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:28:01 -0400

cvxn:

Like a million major screenplay offers all cried out at once… and were proven to be bullshit.

Maybe she’s here for an interview with the Harper administration?!

Keep in mind when you read this that I am not yet thirty.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:36:59 -0400

I’m upset because the lingering cold I have means that I’m going to drink some Neo-Citran soon and that will knock me out and I will therefore miss John Fogerty on Letterman.

Consider it brought, Lisanti.

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:39:32 -0400

Consider it brought, Lisanti.

"Don’t believe the hype; D[istrict]-9 was about as original as a bowel movement. Still, for a..."

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:43:00 -0400

““Don’t believe the hype; D[istrict]-9 was about as original as a bowel movement. Still, for a film that’s been praised as ‘social commentary sci-fi’ and who’s plot sorta centres on ‘humanizing’ aliens, the white South African filmmakers did a great job of dehumanizing Nigerians and thumbing their nose at black South Africans. I’ll be picking voodoo cannibal shaman stereotypes outta my teeth for weeks.””

- My awesome friend (who also runs this blog)

Maybe worth a thousand words, but not the necessary ones.

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:23:32 -0400

Photographs are easier than apologies.

I hope at least one of them is "Mom"

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:41:36 -0400

Ha, joke’s on them! They’re going to look so stupid once their scales start sagging…

“I got your death panel right here!”

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 10:25:37 -0400

“I got your death panel right here!”

I, for one, am inconsolable

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:41:03 -0400

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

Just click this. Trust me, okay?

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 22:18:00 -0400

Just click this. Trust me, okay?

Seriously, check the archives. I never said it.

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:28:47 -0400

I never said I wasn’t weak.